I've found a place for those of us that're lost to stay free of charge because it pays to be hot and have big tits--it's a little place, but there seems to be enough rooms for all of us. Some of us will have to bunk together, but I think this will work.
OKAY. SINCE EVERYONE IS GOING THROUGH A SHITTY PATCH IN LIFE RIGHT NOW, I'M OPENING UP MY APARTMENT TO YOU ALL. NO PRESSURE, NO WORRIES. I HAVE COMFORT FOOD FOR EVERYONE:
Ok so.... I haven't gotten drunk in a while. A long while. And last night at the Roadhouse I really went to town on the booze and... I may have had sex with Patrick.
I AM NEVER GETTING DRUNK AGAIN. BECAUSE I ALWAYS END UP REALLY REGRETTING IT. I'M THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT IT HAPPENED BECAUSE I WAS SAD AND LONELY AND JUST...UPSET AT MYSELF AND AT...